Marriage Expectations

A man marries a woman, expecting she will never change, and she does. A woman marries a man expecting he WILL change, and he doesn't.

Truly Committed Man

Q: Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A: A mental hospital.

Take her apart!

A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered "The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary."