Relationship Jokes

Joy Ride

Got caught joyriding last night.
Joy's husband went fucking crazy.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Dying Wives!

"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, " and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the fucking mushrooms!"

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Anonymous

Why Marry?

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

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