Relationship Jokes

Man's Youth

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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50/50 Relationship

Q: How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
A: We cook /they eat, we clean /they dirty, we iron /they wrinkle!

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She's Smoking

Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door. The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air." So? How was it going last night? C'mon, tell me! How's your wife?" "Uhh, fine I guess, she's lying on the bed smoking." "Jesus! My wife just got a bit sore..."

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