Couples Compliments

Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.

Love Graph

I'm making a graph of my past relationships...
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

Tidy Home

My ex divorced me because I treated her like a maid. Even the judge agreed that she should keep the house.