Might be a Redneck

You might be a redneck if. . .

• You think harass is two words.
• You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH.
• Every day someone comes to your house mistakengly thinking you're having a yard sale.
• Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
• You have more dogs than the local shelter.
• You consistently receive credit card offers with a limit of $1.25.
• Your postman puts rubber gloves on when the red flag is up on your mailbox.

Redneck: Fingers and Teeth

You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth

Spit And Scratch

You might be a redneck if you don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much.