Redneck Gets Shot

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game." 

Shootin Craps

Q: Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?
A: He blew a hole in the toilet.

Redneck One - Liners Continue

You might be a redneck if...

• Duct tape and wire are the only two things holding your truck together.
• Your bumper sticker reads "If you're missing your cat, look in my treads. "
• You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.
• You've ever parked your date next to a YIELD sign hoping she'd take the hint.
• Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.
• You place a classified asking less than $1.
• You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.
• Higher math means counting over 10.
• The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.
• You have a lucky rabbit's foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace