Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when...
you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

10 More Signs You Might Be a Redneck

You might be a redneck if...

1. Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.
2. In an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
3. Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
4. You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
5. You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
6. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
7. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
8. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.
9. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
10. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

You Might Be A Redneck If

The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.