You Might Be a Redneck If...

You might be a redneck if your our lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.

Redneck Mailbox

You might be a redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.

Ways To Know You Are A Redneck

• If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool-Whip" on the side
• If your working T.V. sits on top of your NON-working T.V.
• If you think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of K-mart
• If the biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart