Redneck Jokes

Rednecks Change Light Bulb

Q: How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.

Anonymous

Redneck Mole Removed

Q: Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from his d*ck?
A: He swore off sex with them creatures forever.

Anonymous

Survivor For Alabamans

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", Alabamans have made their own version. Contestants are given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, and I'm here to steal your guns!" First one back wins.

Anonymous
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