Survivor For Alabamans

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", Alabamans have made their own version. Contestants are given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, and I'm here to steal your guns!" First one back wins.

The Redneck Pumpkin

Q: How do you know if someone is a redneck?
A: Their pumpkin has more teeth than they do!

Yankees to Screw In Light Bulb

Q: How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb
A   None. Thats what rednecks are for.