Yankees to Screw In Light Bulb

Q: How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb
A   None. Thats what rednecks are for.

Redneck Bull and Cow

Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.

Did You Hear About The Redneck

Did you hear about the redneck who... spent four days in Sears looking for a miscarriage.