Redneck Jokes - Hillbilly Jokes

Redneck Driving

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey there up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."

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Redneck Datin'

While out on a date, two brothers commence to arguing over who gets to kiss their date first. Finally, unable to stand the bickering any longer, their mother replies, "Relax boys, There's enough of me to go around."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Second Chance

Q: What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A: Reintardnation

Categories: Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Riddles
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