Redneck Jokes

A Rock Solid Defense

A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. "Now, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury," concluded the lawyer, "you've looked carefully at the defendant. Can you sit there in the jury box and honestly believe that if my client had ANY whiskey he would sell it?"

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You Might Be A Redneck If

The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.

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Redneck - Stuffed Oppossum

You might be a redneck if there is a stuffed opossum mounted anywhere in your home.

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