Redneck Half-Shell

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

3 Statements If You're a Redneck

You might be a redneck if you can relate to the following statements:
1) "Nothing says lovin' like lovin’ your cousin!"
2) "Why go across town when you can go across the hall?"
3) "If you can't keep it in the pants then keep it in the family."

More Redneck One - Liners

You might be a redneck if...

• You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny.
• Every time you see a road sign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.
• You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
• You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.
• You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.
• The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.
• The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.
• You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.
• Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.
• Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".