Redneck Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If - Lard

You might be a redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.

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Identity Crisis

Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?
Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.

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Fat Free

You might be a redneck if you think "fat-free" means undoing your belt and the first 3 buttons.

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