DiCaprio ID

A black man finds Leonardo DiCaprio's wallet on the ground. Some days later he's stopped by the police while driving erratically on the interstate. They asked him for his ID and he hands them the one he found. The officer looks at the ID and back to the man. He reads aloud, "First Name: Leonardo, last name: DiCaprio." He looks at the driver, a bit perplexed. "Hair: blonde, eyes: blue." Looks at him again. Then the cop called his partner and asked, "Hey Bob, did the Titanic sink or burn?"

Hillary Block

Q: What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters?
A: White noise

Astro Mix

Q: What did the dyslexic astrophysicist say to the civil rights activist?
A: Black Matter Lives