White Wine

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.