DiCaprio ID

A black man finds Leonardo DiCaprio's wallet on the ground. Some days later he's stopped by the police while driving erratically on the interstate. They asked him for his ID and he hands them the one he found. The officer looks at the ID and back to the man. He reads aloud, "First Name: Leonardo, last name: DiCaprio." He looks at the driver, a bit perplexed. "Hair: blonde, eyes: blue." Looks at him again. Then the cop called his partner and asked, "Hey Bob, did the Titanic sink or burn?"

Cross Between Puerto Rican and a Pollack

Q: What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack?
A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.

Cliff Diving

Q: Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff?
A: Tequila!