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  You Might Be A Redneck If
 The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.
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                        You Must Be A Redneck If
- You recycle your own toilet paper
- Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad
- You see a bill board that says "Don't do crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.
- You stare at a carton of orange juice because it says "concentrate."
- Your bumper sticker reads: "One more Whore and We Get Gore."
- The nativity scene you set up in your yard at Christmas includes two pink flamingos and baby Jesus lying in a painted tire.
- Most of your teeth are on a chain around your neck.
- You hunt from your bedroom window.
- Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
- You refrigerate your food stamps.
- You use a 10 penny nail to pick your teeth after a night of road kill.
- You have ever dressed your child as a "Snot-rag" for Halloween.
- Your idea of a loaded dishwasher is getting your wife drunk.
- You and your spouse get divorced and you are still relatives.
- You go to your local ice cream store and order Copenhagen "sprinkles" on your cone.
- You know instinctively that red wine goes with opossum.
- You're always looking to find your Mother-in-Law's picture on the back of a milk carton!
- The officer that just pulled you over asks if "you have any I.D." and you respond "About whut?"
- You take a beer to a job interview.
- You are caught roll'n your trailer down the street to jump start the heater.
- When you finish eatin' your bologna you use the rind for dental floss.
- You go to Goodwill to meet women.
- You and your friends are putting an engine in a pickup, drinking beer, and the conversation is: Which county jail has the best food!
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                        Southern Comments
 Exclamations:
- "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
- "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
- "I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style."
- "This'll jar your preserves."
- "Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!"
- "Cute as a sack full of puppies."
- "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
- "Gooder than grits."
- "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
- "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
- Wintry roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."
- A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off."
- When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count."
- If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."
- "He ran like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin."
- A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
- "She's uglier than homemade soap."
- "Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up on the scale to be weighed, it said 'To be continued.'"
- "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
- "Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."
- "The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"
- Any insulting statement is always followed by "bless his/her heart." Example: "She's dumber than a door knob, bless her heart."
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