Florida's Election Count

Florida will no longer count ballots. Instead, they will count the chads and divide by the square root of each candidates' hat size.

George On The River

Q: When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
A: He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Light Bulb - Bureaucrats

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. But she gets promoted three times before she finally finishes screwing it up.