George On The River

Q: When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
A: He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Light Bulb - Bureaucrats

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. But she gets promoted three times before she finally finishes screwing it up.

Qualifications

A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist, "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate." The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill out this form.'' He was filling the form until he came to the question, ''Are you circumcised?'' So he asked the receptionist, "Is that question necessary?" She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible." He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised? She replied, "To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick."