Cold Politics

It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in his OWN pockets.

Presidential HoldUp

One day the President was out jogging without his guards. All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun. The masked man said "Give me all your money!"
Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't do this, I'm the President!" The man then replied,..."Oh, never mind then. Give me MY money!"

Monica and Bob

What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common?

1. They're both upset Clinton finished first.
2. They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence.
3. Turns out he didn't tell her to lie, he told her to kneel.