Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship. As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!" George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!" Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

How Many Politicians Does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

Bush And Cheney

Bush and Dick: Put 'em together and you're screwed.