Lunch with Clinton

Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat. A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?" Clinton says, "Yes, I'd like a quickie!" She turns a little red and say, "Sir, with your wife running for president I don't think you should even be suggesting something like that. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the MENU!" As she walks away Gore leans over and says, "Bill, its pronounced quiche."

Clinton's Favorite Game

Q: What was Clinton's favorite game at the white house?
A: Swallowing the leader!

Cigar holder

The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately, due to security reasons, they can't tell us her name!