The Pope and Clinton

After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed. When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: "The Ten Commandments."

Busy Bill

Clinton is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe

Robot Bar

Cecil goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender!  The robot says, "What will you have?" Cecil says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" Cecil says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.     
Cecil leaves, but he's curious, so he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" 
Cecil says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"Cecil says, "100."  The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.
Cecil leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.   He goes back into the bar.   The robot says, "What will you have?" Cecil says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" Cecil says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "So, do you people really think we should have open boarders?