Biden Pickup Line

So, Joe Biden walks into a bar and sees a hot, young woman sitting alone at a table....
....He sits down next to her and says “So...do I come here often?”

Bill Clinton vs a Carpenter?

Q: What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
A: One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.

Hillary's Worries

Most wives whose husbands fool around have to worry about their husbands getting AIDS from sex. Hillary just has to worry about her husband getting sex from aides.