Clinton Country

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV goes on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, "There's a horses ass!" A guy gets up and punches him... And the man left.. Then when Hilary Clinton came on he said the same, "There's a horses ASS..." He then got punched again... So he says to the bartender, "What is this, a Clinton country?" The bartender says "no, Horse country."

Never Had One

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."

Clowns

With all this media coverage about the clowns...
I'll be so glad when the election is over.