Facebook Diversity Program

In an effort to manage diversity, Facebook is looking for feedback on its decision to ban Trump.
All the people who disagree with the decision will also be removed from their platform.

Pulling His Cheney

George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!" Colin Powell says "Oh, No! Did you cut him down?" "Cut him down?" asks George W. "How could I cut him down? He wasn`t dead yet!"

Democrat Mantra '22

Democrats are taking a new defensive position in 2022. All candidates are told to respond with the following if they are confronted. "My opponent has called me a liar. Rest assured, I have never lied to you. The only problem I have is that the facts don't always match up with what I say."