Socialism Perfected

Little Boy: What will socialism be like with President Biden?
His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.
Little Boy: But what if there is a shortage of meat?
His Father: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, "No one needs meat today."

Clinton Soup

One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creation, "Clinton Soup", that will honor one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water!

Facebook Diversity Program

In an effort to manage diversity, Facebook is looking for feedback on its decision to ban Trump.
All the people who disagree with the decision will also be removed from their platform.