Clinton No Longer President

A man walks up to the White House and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President." The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the President." After this happens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, "I told you Bill Clinton is no longer the President. George Bush is the President of the United States. The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it!"

George Bush and Saddam Hussein

Q: What's the difference between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein ?
A: It took Saddam 20 years to get that unpopular.

George W. Bush and Moses

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked, "Aren't you Moses?" But the man wouldn't listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, "Aren't you Moses?" The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man's arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you Moses?" The man replies, "I'm not saying shit! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!"