Bill Clinton Trivia

Q: Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
A: Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, ''come Spot, come Spot!''

A Porcupine and the White House

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and the White House?
A: With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!

Forget Me Not

President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him. Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?" The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."