Political Jokes

No Sex Nancy

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that Nancy Pelosi sued Wellington hospital saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.  A hospital spokesman replied, "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery.  All we did was to correct his eyesight."

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Honesty in the White House

Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
A: A tourist.

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The difference between the government and the Mafia?

Q: What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
A: One of them is organized.

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