Nicknames of Bill and Hillary Clinton

Bill Clinton Nicknames: 

• McPresident
• Dollar Bill T
• he Bill we'll be paying for years
• Commander-in-thief
• Hillary Rodham the Great Pretender
• Willy the Weasel

 
Hillary Clinton nicknames:

• Wicked witch of the west wing
• Hilla the Hun
• Robbery Hillham 

Light Bulb - Liberals II

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking.

Obama Golf

During his golfing vacation at Martha's Vineyard, President Obama had been slicing off the tee on every hole. He asked his Scottish caddy if he had noticed any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replied: "Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer driver". The President picked up his driver and cleaned the club face, at which point the caddy said, "No, the other end".