Washington, Nixon, and W. Bush

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Dubya doesn't know the difference.

Clinton's Choice

There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef, That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress, And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown, What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better, Than a bomb in a letter, Given the choice of how to be blown.

Presidential Promise

The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by putting more women on his staff.