Republican Candidates to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?
A: (Bush) None. (Bush in an earnest lap dog voice) I resent that question. I've answered it before, and I think the media are keeping this thing alive. I think the American people are tired of light bulb jokes.

Washington, Nixon, and W. Bush

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Dubya doesn't know the difference.

Clinton's Choice

There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef, That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress, And wipe that goo off of your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown, What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better, Than a bomb in a letter, Given the choice of how to be blown.