Bill and Boris

Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I don't know what to do about it. I have a hundred bodyguards and one of them is a traitor. I don't know which one." "Not a big deal Boris, I'm stuck with a hundred economists I have to listen to all the time before any policy decision, and only one tells the truth, but it's never the same one."

The Islands

Bill Clinton once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now known as 'The Islands.'

In Exchange

What do you call a prostitute who prefers the British pound as primary payment method?
A quid pro ho.