In Exchange

What do you call a prostitute who prefers the British pound as primary payment method?
A quid pro ho.

Communism

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon. Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found. Finally he arrives, out of breath and apologetic. "I'm sorry,"  says Socialism, "I was standing in line for sausage." Capitalism says  "What's a line?" And Communism says  "What's a sausage?"

UK Sex

Q: What's the hot new sexual position for people in the UK?
A: The Brexit - you promise to pull out but you don’t.