Political Jokes

Four Asses

Q:  What has four asses?
A:  Eight half assed politicians.

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Democrat Emblem Change

Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a sense of security while screwing others.

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Hope for Hillary

Q: How did Bill try to cheer up Hillary after Trump's win?
A: He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president until after he had served 27 years in prison.

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