Political Jokes

Rand Paul Cravings

Q: What's Rand Paul's new favorite food?
A: Spare Ribs.

Anonymous

Four Asses

Q:  What has four asses?
A:  Eight half assed politicians.

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Democrat Emblem Change

Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a sense of security while screwing others.

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