Pickup Lines - Guy to Girl

Stud

I like to think of myself as a nailable stud.

Anonymous

Hard Wood

This peg leg's not the only hard wood I've got, me hearty! Yar!

Anonymous

First Impressions

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...
I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

Anonymous
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