Pickup Lines - Guy to Girl

First Impressions

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...
I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

Anonymous

Viking Pickup

How many Viking raiders does it take to fill a longship?... Just me, if you get my meaning.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
Anonymous

Tight End and Wide Receiver

I'm looking for a tight end that plays like a wide receiver. High five!

Anonymous
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