Geek Booty Call
The thoughts I'm having about you are rated M for Mature.
Clown Booty Call
I wear a wig down there, too! Honk Honk!
Divorced and Ready
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and was starting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing the bag boy. On the way out to the car she decided to make her move. Leaning over to the boy she whispered, "You know, I've got an itchy pussy..." The boy replied, "Well you're gonna have to point it out, ma'am, all those Japanese cars look alike to me!"
Wake Up Booty Call
It's morning in America, so how about waking up my pants?
I thought it would be so easy to meet guys when I got out of college because it was very easy to meet guys in college. I mean, this was really all you had to do to meet some guy in college: 'Oh my God, I am so wasted!'