One-Liner Jokes

A Mouseketeer!

Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A:  A mouseketeer!

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Pig on a Plane

Q:  What do you call a pig that took a plane?
A:  Swine flu!

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We Stand In Front

Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, "We stand in front of our work."

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