One-Liner Jokes

Hamster Skin

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week.  Took her to the fair last night, and it took me three hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

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Strokes

Apparently the 'Stroke Ward' in a hospital isn't a human petting zoo.

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Sperm Bank Sample

This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl at the front desk says to him, "Thank you for coming."

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