One-Liner Jokes

A Prostitute's Hands

Q:  What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
A:  Self-employed

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Mail Carriers.

Q: What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?
A: SPEED!

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Psychic Phenomena

Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before. - George Carlin

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