One-Liner Jokes

Recycled Toilet Paper

Q: How do you recycle toilet paper?
A: Hang it on the wall and bash the shit out of it.

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A Prostitute's Hands

Q:  What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
A:  Self-employed

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Mail Carriers.

Q: What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?
A: SPEED!

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