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USPS Christmas
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!
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Men In Heaven
Q: Why do so few men end up in heaven?
A: They never stop to ask for directions.
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ATM Lady
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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