One-Liner Jokes

Guitar and Tuna

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Duck TV

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast

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Tom & Jerry

Q:  What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
A:  Mice cubes!

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