One-Liner Jokes

Men In Heaven

Q: Why do so few men end up in heaven?
A: They never stop to ask for directions.

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ATM Lady

I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Holiday Worry

I'm worried about the holidays. I haven't spoken to my wife for 9 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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