One-Liner Jokes

USPS Christmas

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!

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Submitted BY: Johnny Carson

Men In Heaven

Q: Why do so few men end up in heaven?
A: They never stop to ask for directions.

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Anonymous

ATM Lady

I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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