One-Liner Jokes

Tombstone Epitaph

Here lies an Atheist.  All dressed up and no place to go.

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Lady Tattoo

My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.

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Confucious Say... Sleep on Mind

Confucious say: Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand.

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