Condescending

People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.

Personal Improvement One-Liners

• People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
• People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
• People who think they know everything upset those of us who do.
• People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
• People will believe anything if you whisper it.
• People will buy anything that is one-to-a-customer.
• People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
• Perfection is achieved only on the point of collapse.
• Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.
• Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Looking Up

I finally got hired at the local adult store
First day on the job I got a raise!