One-Liner Jokes

Dark and Handsome

He is dark and handsome... When it's dark, he's handsome.

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Anonymous

Missing Credit

I couldn't find my credit card this morning. 
Someone must have swiped it.

Anonymous

Movie Ratings

Just saw a pirated movie
On a scale of 1-10, I'd give a 3.14

Anonymous
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