Old Age Jokes

Pet Cemetery

An old lady was getting on the bus to go to the pet cemetery with her cat's remains.  As she got on the bus, she whispered to the bus driver, "I have a dead p*ssy."  The driver pointed to the lady sitting behind him and said, "Sit with my wife, you two have a lot in common!"

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Submitted BY: MadameMeza

Love Him When He's Old and Feeble

Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?
Wife: You bet I do.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Museum Period

Yo momma is so old, they took her tampon out of the museum to see what period it was from.

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Submitted BY: Anonymous
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