Old Never Dies 11

• OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving
• OLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derail
• OLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry up
• OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"
• OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise
• OLD SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commission
• OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals
• OLD SCOTS never die, but they can be kilt
• OLD SCULPTORS never die, they just lose their marbles
• OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die, they just come to the point
• OLD SEERS never die, they just lose their vision
• OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die, they just waste away
• OLD SHEETROCKERS (dry wallers) never die, they just hang around
• OLD SHOES MAKERS never die, they just lose their sole
• OLD SKIERS never die, but they go downhill fast

What Was It's Name

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

Old Policemen

Old Policemen never die, they just cop out