Hot MaMa!

A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said doctor, "Get a hot mama and be cheerful." The doctor said, "I didn't say that!... I said you have got a heart murmur. Be careful!"

Elderly Couple

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said, "I should tell you I have acute angina."
The old man says, "I hope so, you sure don't have cute tits."

Ride Home

This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop. An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car. He drives over and says he'll give her a ride home. On the way he looks her over and says "You're a pretty good looking old broad. I'll pay you ten bucks for a piece of ass."
She says "What???!!!" But then thinks that the old age check isn't due for 5 more days, so she agrees.
They are lying on the bed after it's over having the usual smoke, and he says to her "Geez if I had known that you were a virgin I would have offered you $20.00!"
She looks back at him and says "If I had know you could get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose!"