Old Age Flirtation

Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends... ." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom -- where else?!"

How to Cook Vegetables in the Microwave

Q: How do you cook vegetables in the microwave?
A: Take them out their wheelchair.

Old Photographers

OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they get sent to the old focus home