Pie Chart

The only time a pie chart is appropriate is at a baker's convention.

Back From Vacation

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then?"
"What, and ruin my vacation?" she whined.

Work Better Than Sex

Q: Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?
A: More perks, and the payoff is better.