Common Sense Business Lines

• Common sense is not so common.
• Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. - Descartes, 1637
• Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with (Insert Your Favorite Group - Engineering/Financial...)
• Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people.
• Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
• Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.
• Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
• Confusion creates jobs.
• Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
• Conscious is being aware of something; conscience is wishing you weren't. 

Be Happy With Your Job

Be happy with you job, these people are not!

• Nuclear Warhead Sensitivity Technician
• Circus Elephant Clean Up Specialist
• Rotten Sardine Taste Detector
• Assistant To The Boss's Nephew
• Shark Baiter
• Hurricane Photographer
• Director Of Public Relations, Chernobyl Nuclear Facility
• Prison Glee Club President
• Road Kill Removal Crew

Retirement

Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.