Hairrassment

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice? The woman replies, "He's a midget"!

Monica Lewinsky Fired

Q: What did Monica Lewinsky say when she got fired?
A: I had a good job and I blew it.

Office Baby

One of the girls in the office where I work is going to be having a baby.
I just haven't decided which one yet.